Possessed said:
In high school I was dating my dentists daughter, and he forced us to split up because, while doing a routine cleaning appt on me, he was able to conclude from my teeth that I was a smoker.
Brilliant, I reckon there is a script for a Hollywood Comedy in there. Possibly with Steve Martin playing the Dentist, in a sly nod back to LSOH. With Ben Stiller (Heavily made up to look younger) in your role. You can have that gem of an idea for free ;-)