
After a great sex the man feels an urge to smoke a cigarette - so he asks her (still clinging to his body) if he could get a light. She says a zippo should be on the night table. He reaches for it and notices a framed picture of a bearded man.
- "Oh damn, now I'm going to hear that's your husband" he says with resignation in his voice,
- "No, honey..." - she purrs in reply,
- "...well, then it must be your boyfriend? or ex-husband?" he keeps on asking,
- "No, you silly" she smiles and gently pets his torso "...it was me before the surgery...".