My cable company added a bunch of channels this week, (or finally unscrambled them) and it's taking a while to figure out what's what. I tend to leave the tv on when I'm out, (just to keep the illusion someone might be home) and rushed off while a PG rated film was playing. What I didn't know was that channel was Cinemax, and they still play soft core smut after ten.
It's a damn good thing my curtains were not open! ;)