I just learned that the parents of the May "Mayday" Parker version of Spider-Girl were murdered in Marvel's latest Spider-centric crossover event, leaving her and her little brother orphans. That's right -- in the one universe were Peter and Mary Jane were still happily married, with children leading relatively stable lives, they had to die to facilitate the hack writing of a sadomasochistic fantard-turned-writer.

Here I thought that maybe -- maybe -- I could escape the garbage cluttering up the main Marvel Universe by sticking with out-of-continuity storylines, but no -- the garbage just had to spill over into the other Marvel universes, had to contaminate everything and everyone around it until the entire Marvel Multiverse becomes a quagmire of murder and rape.

So y'know what? Fuck Marvel. FUCK. MARVEL. Fuck their comics, fuck their movies, fuck their TV shows, fuck their Star Wars, fuck the artists and writers who continue to work for them, FUCK THEM ALL.

From here on out, I'm boycotting that whorehouse charnel of a company and every single product that comes rolling off their bloodstained assembly line.