chyron8472 said:
So wait, let me get this straight: You love TOS and the the TOS movies;
"Really like" is a more accurate descriptor than "love". And I'd place the TOS films (II, III, & VI in particular) before TOS itself.
you kinda sorta maybe like a few DS9 episodes a bit;
I like DS9 in general. In fact, I think its the only ST series that ever succeeded in realizing its full potential. It's only the technobabble and the stupid "Space Viking" Klingons inherited from TNG that I actively dislike.
you don't like TNG much (likely based on watching the earlier seasons);
I like 50% of TNG and I hate 50% of TNG. While the characters and storylines do improve significantly after the second season, the show's still bogged down by the ludicrous technobabble, secular humanistic utopianism, Space Viking Klingons, and the plethora of stupid-looking rubber forehead aliens.
you can't be bothered with Voyager or Enterprise;
Correct. I have absolutely no interest in TNG-lite or Geri Ryan's "acting".
and you're making blanket judgements of the reboot movies based on internet fanboy rants that you've read regarding them and to how the aesthetic of the ship is not exactly the same.
I've read a number of reviews on the Abrams' movies, some more opinionated than others. Cutting through the bias, I'm still left with generically stupid Hollywood plots posing as Star Trek.
As for the nacelles comment, that was meant to be a tongue-in-cheek jab more than a serious evaluation of the films' merits. Still, it remains an ugly redesign nevertheless.
Well, that certainly makes it easy to make a movie you'd enjoy in a franchise that contains hundreds of hours of onscreen content when when you only like maybe 15% of it. Considering there are 79 TOS episodes out of more than 700 episodes in the entire franchise.
If they could do it in the '80s, they could do it now.
I hate to break it to you, but the TOS show primarily consisted of variations on less than half a dozen plots: such as the ship getting captured or threatened; the crew getting captured or threatened; robots wanting to destroy the universe but being defeated by being told to destroy themselves first; the captain (or trio) getting stranded on a hostile planet; a handful of at-the-time culturally relevant plot topics; et al.
And you're failing to tell me anything I didn't already glean from watching the series itself.
I never once said TOS was perfect or even great. TOS has it's flaws -- great flaws. The costume and set design is very much dated, the limited budget/special effects of the time didn't allow the creators to create aliens that looked all that alien, and the lack of recurring characters, ongoing storylines, and character development severely hampered storytelling possibilities.
For all that, though, I still take TOS over TNG and its smug self-righteousness and stupid technobabble anyday.
Also, Chekov didn't appear until the second season (of 3),
And this is an issue why? TOS probably wasn't the only series at that point to have acquired new characters over the course of its run; it certainly wasn't the last.
and Sulu, Uhura and Scotty only had minor bit parts compared to the almost constant screen presence of Kirk, Spock or McCoy.
Yes, that is another of TOS' flaws. I, too, got tired of seeing the show focus on the trio to the exclusion of most everyone else.
So yes, let's not explore what actually could have happend to Kirk when he cheated on the Kobayashi Maru test, though Prime Kirk claims he was awarded for original thinking; let's not ask ourselves why Prime Spock would have joined a mostly human Starfleet when he dislikes his human side so much;
Since Abramstrek takes place in a divergent timeline, exploring all that doesn't mean a damn thing since these aren't the "real" versions of the characters, this isn't the "real" ST Universe, and these aren't the "real" depictions of those events.
Not that I'd trust modern Hollywood to do a competent job of portraying any of those events/details even if they were to take place in the Prime Universe, anyway.
let's not address that Prime Uhura made overt romantic advances toward Prime Spock more than a few times in TOS;
The only "overt romantic advance" I ever noticed was a single moment in a single episode when Spock was playing his harp to Uhura's singing and they shared some mutually admirative looks. Beyond that, I don't recall a single other moment of overt romance between them.
The romantic tension between Spock and Nurse Chapel, on the other hand, was very much in play and something I never failed to notice from Day 1. If Spock was to explore a romantic relationship with anyone, it should have been with her, not Uhura.
and nevermind that the franchise needs new fans or that the Prime universe is so mired in its own continuity that it became hard to write a good story that didn't conflict with them in some way.
There you go putting words in my mouth again. I never said the franchise wasn't in need of a reboot. In my more-or-less humble opinion, it certainly was. Such a reboot should have been spearheaded by someone like J. Michael Straczynski, though -- someone who's proven he can make smart modern science fiction without falling into the pitfalls of technobabble, rubber forehead aliens, etc. -- not a Star Wars fanboy who makes largely generic Hollywood productions who's even admitted that he wasn't a fan of Trek until he worked on the first movie.