Garfield: His 9 Lives (1988)

Only Garfield's third, sixth, and seventh lives are all that interesting. The rest of his incarnations are incredibly meh.

6.2/10

Say Nothing (2001)

Remove the swearing and Nastassja Kinski's tits and all that's left is material worthy of a below-average TV movie. The writing sucks, the characters suck, and the direction and acting are about as inspired as a blank canvas. The best performance is definately delivered by William Baldwin's hair.

4.5/10

Monster Mash (2000)

I can see why this cartoon did absolutely nothing for me as a kid and still does absolutely nothing for me now. Too weak to be good, too adequate to be bad, it's mediocrity at its blandest.

6/10

Garfield Gets a Life (1991) -- 8/10

Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) -- 8/10