Tack said:
RicOlie_2 said:
Apocalypse Now: I haven't seen it and don't plan to, so I have no preference.
Alien: I haven't seen it and don't plan to, so I have no preference.
Aliens: I haven't seen it and don't plan to, so I have no preference.
Blade Runner: I haven't seen it and don't plan to, so I have no preference.
Terminator 2: I haven't seen it and don't plan to, so I have no preference.
UGh[nnop hahhr9u- 1h7-beit JI 0E-TH9U IU0TH U390BIBbui bidg huisdvb ihrgu9bEW 0BUIW GBU0W GU9sdvjkowueig huwi GBIw huviwbhg0heg02u9g-
Let's see if I can interpret this mess of insults:
UGh
That's fairly obvious
[nnop
I imagine this is intended as an emphatic "nope."
hahhr
Insane laughter...
9u
I've just been told to "9" myself, the nine being euphemistic for 69.
- 1h7
Trying to sneakily say "I hate," with me obviously being the subject of mentioned strong detestation.
-beit
Now this is getting serious! He just insulted me in French, but badly misspelled the word in question, which is "bête," meaning "beast."
JI 0E
The pronunciations of "G" and "J" in French are more or less the reverse of the English (with a \zh\ sound rather than a \j\ sound, however), so this is a sneaky way of saying G.I. Joe (the missing letter being written in invisible ink).
-TH9U
Alright, so he's going to G.I. Joe me through...
IU0TH
...my tooth? Not entirely sure on this one.
U390BIBbui
Alright, so there are three people he's insulting, wearing ninety bibs. He says "booey" to us all.
bidg
Abbreviation of "bigot."
huisdvb
He says something about Huey's DVD. Ha! He wrote the second "d" backwards. I remember that I used to have trouble with that when I was younger too. :)
ihrgu9bEW
"I Hope Ric's Grandma U*******;" here, he writes "benign" backwards, to signify that he wishes the opposite, and finishes by saying he wants it to be bad enough to make either him or me, or perhaps both of us go "EW!"
0BUIW
Here he seems to be almost done. He is continuing to write using only the first letters of words: "Oh Bye, U, I Win."
GBU0W
His farewell appears to be very insistant, as he continues: "Good Bye U, Oh, What (now)!?"
GU9sdvjkowueig
This is so rude I don't feel like decoding it for the rest of you. It includes telling me to "9" myself again. :(
huwi
He reminds me of this "Huey" fellow again.
GBIw
"Good Bye [yet again], (I Wish!)" (He either seems to have given up hoping I will go away, or has something he just must tell me before finally being rid of me.)
huviwbhg0heg02u9g-
"huviewbhg" = "You view big," or in other words, "You're fat."
"0heg0": Designed to look like the oncoming headlights of a vehicle? Perhaps he wishes me to be struck by a car? Ah, no, I've got it now. It's "Oh, he go," which is short for "oh, there he goes," probably one of the other two people he was insulting storming off.
"2u9g-": Now he says it's to "us nine?" I'm confused. "g-" could mean "good bye" or "good riddance," though he presumably intended to strike out the "g" instead.
I have now proven that I have too much time on my hands and that this Taco guy (I can't remember his name and am to lazy to scroll up to see it) is terrible at insulting people.