When I saw that rolling volleyball droid, I was sure this was going to turn out to be a false teaser -- a joke teaser, you could say. But no, it's serious -- completely, utterly serious.
And that lightsaber -- I almost laughed when that stupid light-crossguard popped out. It feels like it was done for comedic effect.
Suffice it to say, I liked absolutely nothing about this teaser other than the cool new stormtrooper armour.
If the actual movie doesn't pan out better than this lameness, then I am going to repeatedly murder Abrams in my dreams for the rest of his life.