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Warbler said:

grrrrrrrrrrr1 f***! f***! f***! f***! s**t! s**t! s**t! d**n! d**n! d**n!  I tried all day yesterday to fix the ceil fan in my bedroom.  The chain had pulled out.  I tried couldn't fix it.  I became frustrated and lost my temper.   Now I feel so depressed,  and angry.  I feel like such a loser and I hate myself right now.   Why can't I do things that others do so easily and without losing their tempers!?!?!  What the f*** is wrong me!  f***! f***! f***! f***! s**t! s**t! s**t! d**n! d**n! d**n!

 I wouldn't have a clue how to fix a ceiling fan.

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I installed a ceiling fan in my house. We have tall ceilings, so I was up on a ladder for a while. This model didn't have a pull chain at all, only a remote. It wouldn't work, and wouldn't work. I called the installation support after a couple of days of frustration. After I told the guy my problem, he says "this is a really dumb question, but did you take the shrink wrap off of the battery?" The single battery was 100% shrink wrapped in clear wrap. Apparently this was a known issue because he immediately knew what the problem was.

That was pretty frustrating.

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TV's Frink said:

My phone updated to Android 4.4.4 and now suddenly I get the "forum offline for maintenance" message again.

:-/

 Happened again tonight, but I figured it out and it had nothing to do with the update.  I fixed the DNS server on the 2.4 ghz band on my router but forgot about the 5 ghz band.  I've got my phone set to connect to the 5 if it can't connect to the 2.4, and that's what was happening.

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My dear ol' dad thinks the English language should be "simplified" by removing all punctuation and using all-caps.

Is it any surprise I want to get away from this stupid family of mine?

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^That's sounds much like Classical Latin, which had no spaces and fewer letters on top of all that. It also reminds me of Newspeak, or whatever that language in 1984 is called.

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RicOlie_2 said:

^That's sounds much like Classical Latin, which had no spaces and fewer letters on top of all that. It also reminds me of Newspeak, or whatever that language in 1984 is called.

 Yeah as someone who has studied Latin I can say that is exactly what it sounds like.

Give your dad a book written in Latin and tell him that is what he is asking for and see if he can make heads or tails out of it.

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But they don't print them without punctuation and spacing anymore. :(

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DuracellEnergizer said:

My dear ol' dad thinks the English language should be "simplified" by removing all punctuation and using all-caps.

Is it any surprise I want to get away from this stupid family of mine?

 Apparently your dad is DAYV.  Who knew?

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LOL, I thought of DAYV too, but I think he uses punctuation.

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RicOlie_2 said:

But they don't print them without punctuation and spacing anymore. :(

 That's true.  I had to go online to find the text as it was written in Latin when I wanted to get used to it.  Then my computer crashed and I lost all the links I had bookmarked and I can't be bothered to look for them again.  Does that make me unlucky or just lazy?

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That's what I thought.

I am so lazy I have not shaved in two weeks.

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Got you beat. I probably haven't shaved since May. Can't actually remember, that's how long it's been.

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Whatever became of DAYV, anyway? I know he lost the password for his account and had to create a new one, but soon after that he disappeared for good.  

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Leonardo said:

Got you beat. I probably haven't shaved since May. Can't actually remember, that's how long it's been.

 We should start a club.

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I hardly think think a lunch meat sandwich filled with facial hair is appropriate.

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Better than a mouse sandwich...see the holes thread.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Whatever became of DAYV, anyway? I know he lost the password for his account and had to create a new one, but soon after that he disappeared for good.  

 I'm not sure, BUT I CAN'T SAY I'M PARTICULARLY SORRY ABOUT IT.

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RicOlie_2 said:

 I'm not sure, BUT I CAN'T SAY I'M PARTICULARLY SORRY ABOUT IT.

 You already did.

I'M PARTICULARLY SORRY ABOUT IT.

I added no words and changed not the order of the words.

You, sir, are a fraud.

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Possessed said:

RicOlie_2 said:

 I'm not sure, BUT I CAN'T SAY I'M PARTICULARLY SORRY ABOUT IT.

 You already did.

I'M PARTICULARLY SORRY ABOUT IT.

I added no words and changed not the order of the words.

You, sir, are a fraud.

 Yeah I don't know about you but I am so suing him.

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Why must people describe what they did when they were drunk during math class?* I didn't want to know....

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RicOlie_2 said:

Why must people describe what they did when they were drunk during math class?* I didn't want to know....

 Darn it! You ruined my mental image of a drunken math teacher trying to teach fractions!