Case in point:

"I'm FILL IN THE BLANK! The homosexual Luciferians are going to use their pink ray to turn everyone into homosexuals!"

"Bitch, please! We're too busy making crappy music to have any time to do that!"

"LAIR! I know all about your attempts to turn little boys gay through rape and MTV!"

"Didn't you just claim we were using a pink ray to do that?"

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR FREEMASONRY DECEPTION, MINION OF SATAN!"

"Dude, you're making me look normal."

"If I play a Rob Zombie record backwards, I'll invert its innate black magic into Godly white magic that'll send you straight back to Hell! Just pressure me some more into playing it, Luciferian, JUST PRESSURE ME!"

"Whatever. I've got churches to desecrate. Catch you on the flip side."

MEANWHILE, IN SPACE ...

"Everything is proceeding according to plan, master. By the time the Terrans wise up to the gravity of their situation, it'll be too late to stop the invasion and complete subjugation of Earth!"

"Excellent!"