TV's Frink asked:

Why did you make this thread without consulting The New Thread Thread first?

So that I could guarantee at least one question

RicOlie_2 asked:

Why haven't there been any original threads lately?

I think this is such a good question that you should consult The New Thread Thread about making a thread to discuss this issue.

Leonardo asked:

What are the chances I could get it to work?

I'll never tell you the odds.

Seriously, I have no idea.

Leonardo also asked:

why do you consider yourself awful?

When you play guitar as infrequently as I do, there's little way to go but down.

DuracellEngergizer said:

This totally needs to be recited by a beatnik to a nice, slow jazz beat.

Not a question, but I totally agree.

Johnny Ringo asked:

Why hasn't Leonardo Dicaprio won an Academy Award?

My guess is that he hasn't put in a performance of better quality in the eyes of the majority of Academy voters when compared to the other nominees for his nominated category in any year in which he was nominated.