TheBoost said:

TFN said:

words that mean masturbating that aren't "MASTURBATING"

There's something funny about how specific this is. It means someone posted a post with "whacking off" in it, and then argued that it was ok.

We should really have a thread here for creative masturbating euphemisms (By that I mean creative euphemisms for masturbating and not euphemisms for masturbating creatively).

My favourite was from The League of Gentlemen TV show...

"Cavorting with Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters"