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Post #734683

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Darth Id
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Which is considered canon, the Special Edition or GOUT?
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Date created
7-Nov-2014, 12:27 PM

You know who doesn't give a shit about "canon"?

Everybody involved in the production, marketing and distribution of anything in the Star Wars franchise.  It's all just made up as they go along.

The only people who care about "canon" have no official position or affiliation with the actual creators of the unending river of schlock.  In other words, there is no "official canon".  The only people who try to foist a "canon" interpretation are obsessive, completest fanboys who, much like students of theology, will always have an enormous, incoherent, internally contradictory morass of bullshit to engage, in a vain and goofy quixotic mission to make meaningful that which is meaningless.

Ever since Stale Bores - Episode the First: The Random Premise, the whole "universe" has been hopelessly inconsistent and intertextually irreconcilable.

There is no canon--only more nonsense.