TK-949 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ
George Carlin - 7 dirty words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjONN31o8U8
Bill Cosby - Old people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8
Abbott & Costello - Who's on first...
The one of Bill is hilarious