Bingowings said:

*PALPATINE : No, no, no, no. No, you see, the thing about the light side, is that the light side is for people who like the sort of things that go on in the light side, like, uh, well, singing, talking to ghosts, watering pot plants...

ANAKIN : Ew...

PALPATINE : Whereas the dark side, on the other hand, is for people who like the other sorts of things: [with relish] adultery, pillage, torture — those... areas.

ANAKIN : Really?

Have you suggested this to Frink for the Opera scene? Although I think he's told me before that he doesn't own that show.