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Sexual hygiene and comfort thread. (Not safe for work...probably).

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To help contain the anal sex and genital hygiene disgustions here is a new thread to talk about bumming, douching and begrudged sex of all kinds.

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If you're a prostitute and you post about your job...would that be SFW?

JEDIT: I think I fucked that joke up.

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Bingowings said:

a new thread to talk about bumming

 Well okay if you insist...

The Mighty Boosh - Fox Bummer

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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One time a prostitute offered to upgrade me to anal for no extra charge. I said "Nah I'm cool."

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I don't understand the fascination with anal.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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I understand it for gay men, otherwise I agree.

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I always considered the rear end the most private of private parts growing up as a kid, so that probably explains my own personal fetish for the back door.

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You don't have to enter the brown door to advance from behind.

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HotRod said:

chill out you fucking twats!!

I really wish I could quote HotRod on my signature sometimes but for obvious on topic reasons I can't.

But I started this thread and as far as I'm concerned you can poop your mouths out here.

Let the quality swears begin...

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The ass is tighter.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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I prefer the muff, it's tight enough for me and plenty fun to play with. Y'all can have the poop chute.

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ferris209 said: Y'all can have the poop chute.

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This thread is too far down the list.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Fink's mom is too far down the, er, list.

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My first experience with that type of thing was in college with a Christian young lady who was saving herself for marriage.