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Those who have defected from your side to mine have related many stories, including "Girls Nights" every night of the week, where your whole army would get together and braid each others' hair while giggling and talking about Justin Bieber. Now I understand these are defectors with a chip on their shoulder, so I'm not saying their story is 100% reliable, but I mean, but now that I know about your rook, there's got to be some truth to these rumors I think ;)
Ric, a ref would be good. Just following along on the progress of the game and catching any errors and perhaps a screenshot every now and then would be much appreciated, if you are able to do that. :)