And while we're at it, DOWN WITH TE FOURTH OF JULY AND ALL THOSE SLAVE OWNING FOUNDING FATHERS!!! DOWN WITH THE ADULTEROUS MLK AND HIS CELEBRATED DAY!!! FIE ON THOSE LITTLE ASIAN CHILD-MURDERERS AND MEMORIAL DAY!!! DOOM ON THE DEMON-WORSHIPERS ON HALLOWEEN DAY!!! DEATH TO ALL TREE-WORSHIPING PAGANS OR SATURN WORSHIPING ROMANS ON CHRISTMAS!!! DOWN WITH THE VICTORIOUS ALLIED FORCES WHO IMPOSED THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE TREATY OF ALL TIME, THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES, AND THE VETERANS DAY WE CELEBRATE TO HONOR THAT!!! DOWN WITH ALL HOLIDAYS!!! DOWN WITH ALL IMPERFECT HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!