When the woman you've been pining for day and night for weeks and weeks suddenly shows up at your doorstep late on a Saturday night, ready for sex, you will never, ever have just masturbated, as proved by the fact that you will bed her instantly, readily and with no awkward warm-up period.
Post #730908
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- Darth Id
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- When You Are a Movie/TV Character...
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- Date created
- 7-Oct-2014, 7:09 PM