Truth is, I try not to talk dirty too often on this forum, and the last time I did, I did it

A. To mock the content of hotrod's original post, which I felt was disrespectful and distasteful myself.

and

B. In a fashion that I felt wasn't too raunchy/vulgar. Believe me, if I really wanted to be nasty, I could easily use phrases and descriptions which would make hotrod's look like the pure and chaste writings of an asexual choir boy by comparison.

If it bothers you guys that much, though, then I'll be careful to avoid doing so in the future.