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Post #726943

Author
DuracellEnergizer
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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Date created
11-Sep-2014, 3:08 PM

Beneath its veneer of good music, this is the story of Grease in a nutshell:

"I like you, Sandy, and you like me. Perhaps this could be the beginning of something beautiful!"

"Oh, but you're a wholesome, clean, all-Australian girl and I'm a greasy nogoodnik who hangs out with a bunch of juvenile delinquents! (Emphasis on juvenile.)"

"Time to put on my asshole face and treat you like shit. After all, I can't let the guys know I like girls like you."

"I like Danny, and I know that under the PRICKly exterior he's a pretty nice guy, but nothing is working out between us. What should I do?"

"Me and my girlfriends are going to mock you and beat you down until you get with the program, bitch!"

"I understand now! In order to be together, Danny and I don't need to respect one another's differences and love each other for who we are. I just need to ..."

"... change into a skank who wears leather and sucks carcinogenic toxins into her lungs."

"Watch us drive away into a future of unwanted pregnancy, mutual loathing, adultery, alcoholism, and possibly spousal abuse."