I feel like a moron for not knowing that I should've put them on the hard drive rather than just dragged hem into iTunes, thank you. I should be getting the external and the tower back at the end of the week, if I can't get the photos off of that, I'll use Dropbox. How much will it cost? I don't suppose it'll keep the iPhone's logged locations and dates for when the pictures were taken. I'll look at Winamp too, whatever it is. Thank you guys. I'm glad that this kind of thing exists for morons like me to ask for help.
Unfortunately, the setup of Wondows 8i s not intuitive, so moving from the external to the computer is harder than it should be, frankly.