I hate when people are dicks, oh wait, can't say that, people aren't actually penises (though some may have the name "Dick").
Let me fix that. I hate when people are assholes. Nope, that's not right either. I hate when people are douche bags? Nah, doesn't work.
It's such a shame that we always have to use the literal meanings for words. I would bitch about it like the thread tells me to but I can't really do the action of being a female dog.