Bingowings said:
Bumming blokes makes sense, they have a prostate and can get pleasure from it.
Ladies just get at best a weird inny-outy sensation.
One way to have a good time with a lady:
- tell her you're a proctologist
- offer a free prostate exam
- put the finger in, take it out, tell her the good news, that she doesn't have prostate cancer, and the chances of her getting it in the future are a whopping 0%