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I see...sort of.

They don't have much (any?) professional baseball in Canada, or school teams, and we don't get into it enough in phys. ed. to learn that kind of terminology. There are a few community teams, but baseball really isn't a big thing here.

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For the first time in years of me trying, the missus let me fuck her up the arse last night. Now my cock stinks of shit. Dirty bitch could have taken a shit first.

I'm sure she did that on purpose!!

http://www.facebook.com/DirtyWookie

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RicOlie_2 said:

I see...sort of.

They don't have much (any?) professional baseball in Canada, or school teams, and we don't get into it enough in phys. ed. to learn that kind of terminology. There are a few community teams, but baseball really isn't a big thing here.

 Toronto is still in Canada, eh?

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HotRod said:

For the first time in years of me trying, the missus let me fuck her up the arse last night. Now my cock stinks of shit. Dirty bitch could have taken a shit first.

I'm sure she did that on purpose!!

 I got the song for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c9CF75kyjw

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TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I see...sort of.

They don't have much (any?) professional baseball in Canada, or school teams, and we don't get into it enough in phys. ed. to learn that kind of terminology. There are a few community teams, but baseball really isn't a big thing here.

 Toronto is still in Canada, eh?

 Yes. But not in the part of Canada I live in. I'm from Western Canada and live in Quebec. Baseball isn't played much in either.

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HotRod said:

For the first time in years of me trying, the missus let me f*ck her up the arse last night. Now my c*ck stinks of sh*t. Dirty b*tch could have taken a sh*t first.

I'm sure she did that on purpose!!

Oh gee. I wish my husband would call me a b*tch in every post where he talks about me. Mrs HotRod is one lucky gal!

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Warbler said:

Hotrod, that was way too much information.

 One could argue it was not enough. For example, he didn't tell us the size of his unit, nor if he found corn in his peehole.

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Corn in My Peehole was the name of my college band.

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The most hilarious thing about HotRod's post was that he somehow felt the need to avoid spelling out the curse words.  The cows are already gone, why close the barn doors?

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Well Hotrod is on my ignore list and I think I am going to vomit now.

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HotRod said:

Chill out!! 

As if she shat on my dick

 I'm sure it wasn't from a lack of begging on your part.

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If you went in wearing one of those rubber devises you wouldn't have the problem.

Bumming blokes makes sense, they have a prostate and can get pleasure from it.

Ladies just get at best a weird inny-outy sensation.

You should get her to bum you with a strap-on and report back here ASAP :-D

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Bingowings said:

Bumming blokes makes sense, they have a prostate and can get pleasure from it.

Ladies just get at best a weird inny-outy sensation.

 One way to have a good time with a lady:

  1. tell her you're a proctologist
  2. offer a free prostate exam
  3. put the finger in, take it out, tell her the good news, that she doesn't have prostate cancer, and the chances of her getting it in the future are a whopping 0%

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Phasing off steroids in the next week or two.

Been on them for a year to manage some problems, but doc decides that side-effects of steroids aren't worth it anymore.

Side effects include weight gain, anxiety, and insominia, so I'm glad to be rid of them. 

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That is good news indeed.  I am guessing you are dealing with an autoimmune disorder, correct?  Hope there is an alternative to manage those issues.  Stay well :)

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I found a copy of Microsoft 3D movie maker at the local thrift store for fifty cents!  This game was a huge part of my childhood because it came with my family's first computer but we lost it when we moved and I haven't been able to find a copy online for a price I could afford and then it was just sitting in the middle of a bunch of music CDs at the thrift store so I am very happy right now. This game holds a lot of nostalgia for me and I can't wait to fire it up.

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I haven't read a single comic of the New 52 and never will. If that isn't good news, I don't know what is.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I haven't read a single comic of the New 52 and never will. If that isn't good news, I don't know what is.

 Hey that sounds a lot like my good news of not reading a single Spider-Man comic since I figured out they were not going to undo One More day.  I have saved so much money that I have spent on old classic used comics like Spider-Girl since then.  Good times.  Or is that bad times?  I don't care all I know is bad writers and executives are not getting my money any more.