It's something as stupid and pointless as a debate in a message board, but it pisses me off to no end when someone decides to take one minor thing I said out of context, twist it, and then try to argue with me over it. Basically, someone took a fact I had presented and then spat it back out to me as a value judgment. I know that doesn't make any sense, and I really don't want to have to get into the facts of the fandom that no one here knows or cares about, so it's basically the equivalent of me saying,

"Actually, you're wrong. That painting is not blue."

Only for the other guy to show up and go, "Well, what do you have against blue?"

"Um... nothing. I was just stating the fact that this particular painting isn't blue."

"Yeah, but things are perfectly justified in being blue. And blue is a great color."

"Good for it. I'm not arguing against that."

"So then why do you hate blue so much?"

"I NEVER SAID THAT! I NEVER MADE THAT ARGUMENT. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I SAID THAT? WOULD YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, YOU STUPID C*NT NUGGET?!"

"Okay, but you're not really being clear here. Nobody understands what you're saying."

Aaaaaaah! I feel like some asshole trapped me in a Chewbacca Defense! And that infuriates me!