"All too easy..."
D.V.
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Once upon a time there was a body builder (no, this joke has nothing to do with governor of CA) who liked to have natural & deep skin tan - no tanning beds, no creams etc., only sunbathing. His major problem was that his Mr.Happy was still very pale... so he went to a wild beach, hoping there won't be any trespassers, laid down on the sand and covered himself with it, leaving only Mr.Sausage outside. The time passed, hot sand made him fall asleep.
It happened that two elderly ladies were taking a walk on the beach. They spotted a "mushroom" sticking out of the sand and came closer to inspect it. When standing next to "it", one of them touched it with her cane and said, with sadness in her voice:
- Look, Bertha. When I was 20, I was very curious of it. When I was 30, I liked it a lot. When I was 40, I even asked for it. When I was 50, I started to pay for it... When I was 60, I was praying to get it... When I turned 70, I forgot about it.
And now, when I'm over 80, those things grow wild everywhere, but my poor, old, aching bones won't let me squat...