TheBoost said:

Bingowings said:

I don't have a problem going to sleep.

I have a problem not being able to control my body while I'm asleep.

I suffer from bruxism as a consequence of my epilepsy which has recently changed in character from grinding what remains of my teeth to slamming my jaw shut in my sleep.

Bingo,

If you were heterosexual, I'd make some crude and wholly inappropriate sexual comment. So, in the spirit of equality, let's just pretend that I did.

If you were really in the "spirit of equality", you'd be willing to insult a homosexual just as you would a heterosexual.

Heterophobe!

;-P