Leonardo said:
after the show was over, some retarded cunt stopped me just to tell me "You have offended MY Lord". .... Yuck!
Just use the Bill Hicks comeback...
"After the show, these three rednecks came up to me. "Hey, buddy! We're Christians and we didn't like what you said." I said, "Then forgive me."... later on, when I was hanging from a tree..."