No, really, there’s a new Star Wars!
It’s got your favorite characters Luke, Han and Chewbacca, and some all-new characters too! Like scrappy tomboy Reina, ace tie-fighter pilot Poo Damocles, and double-agent Stormtrooper FN-1138! And then a villain named Rilo Kiley who looks like Darth Vader, sounds like Darth Vader and acts like Darth Vader…but man…IT AIN’T DARTH VADER! (You know cuz he takes his helmet off at one point and you can tell it’s not Little Orphan Anniekins. And also, he has a shrine to the real Darth Vader with a decomposing skull like [spoiler alert!]Jason in Friday the 13th Part 2 to his mom. Gross!) And a new R2 unit with a wacky new mode of motility: spinning around like a wild top! It’s super fun!