As he's beating up those thugs with a broomstick, (they could owe Palpatine money, or it's a company that makes sand) how hard would it be for someone to make it into a lightsaber? (Bob Garcia, where are you?) Or just dub the saber sound FX into it.

Life as a House was a tough one for me on account of the major plot point, but Hayden is pretty good in it. And he looks like a teen goth sith for the first half. If not for the talent involved, it would be a Lifetime cable tv movie or something. Hayden sat down for some of the extras, so be sure to check those out and the deleted scenes.