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Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
I can accept that the actor they hired to play Merrin looks and sounds nothing like Max von Sydow, I can tolerate the stupid CG hyenas, but I cannot -- cannot -- suffer that abysmal, braindead, born-from-the-hemorrhoidal-rectum-of-Satan abomination of an ending. This here, right here, is the reason why I cannot stand modern Hollywood anymore.
Luckily for me, I had low expectations going into the movie, so I wasn't devasted, merely disappointed and annoyed.
Why did I bother to watch this movie, you ask, if I suspected it wasn't going to be any good? Well, hearing that there were two different versions of this movie made by two different directors, I was interested in watching them in order to compare and contrast the two. Now, however, after seeing this version and reading that the other just has more of the same problems, I won't bother finishing my little experiment.
Oh, well -- perhaps I'll find better examples of similarily different movies (if that makes any sense) to compare and contrast some another day.
Oh, yes, and before I forget -- Exorcist II is better than this movie, far better. Of course, I liked Exorcist II to begin with; its surrealness appeals to me.
5.6/10
Gwai wik AKA Re-Cycle (2006)
Let's just say this film affected me in the polar opposite way Exorcist: The Beginning did; I expected an average-to-slightly-above-average film, but I got something that, while not a masterpiece, certainly comes close to being one. Maybe I'm just biased, though; this is exactly the type of film I would like to make -- incredibly surreal, with themes dealing with spirituality, life after death, and multiple layers of reality.
9/10