Inseminoid (1981)

Going by the title of this movie, I knew that it wasn't going to be anything good. Still, I expected it to be at least entertaining in its stupidity, but it was just godawful -- the acting, the costumes, the sets, the writing, everything.

Before I has even an hour into it, I just had to turn it off and find something else to watch before my brain turned to ooze.

2 transparent alien penises out of 10

Peur(s) du noir AKA Fear(s) of the Dark (2007)

I liked one of the stories of this anthology, and thought another was interesting (if unsatisfying), but the rest just didn't do anything for me at all. Still, I liked the animation, so it wasn't painful to watch (it certainly wasn't another Inseminoid).

7/10

Gin gwai AKA The Eye (2002)

While I didn't find it particularily scary, it had good atmosphere and the characters were likeable. The second half was kind of underwhelming in comparison to the first, but overall I was satisfied; it's certainly better than the pointless American remake starring that mediocre void Jessica Alba.

7/10