Alien: Resurrection - Special Edition (1997/2003)

Joss Whedon....what the heck man? I never got to see this in theaters or watch it in its entirety. What a giant pile. Started off on a really bad foot with all the terrible "humor." It improves toward the middle while they're on the run and then just craps out again at the end.

They're supposed to be outside of governed space to conduct these top secret experiments. One of the cornerstones of this franchise is that space travel takes ages. So long that they have to put the crew into suspended animation but this giant installation can just scooch over who knows how far a distance to reach earth in about the time it takes to watch an episode of Law and Order: SVU?

Then there's the whole Newborn...thing. Just blechhhh.

It feels like Jon Spaihts was heavily inspired by this "film" while writing Prometheus.

Oh and it was quite the surprise to see Adrian Cross from this season of 24 pop up.