A father's three daughters are all going out on dates the same night. Being somewhat protective, he asks them to have their dates pick them up so he can meet them. They all agree. That night, the girls are upstairs getting ready, and he's on the couch, watching football. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. He answers it, and it's one of the boyfriends.

"Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. Is she ready to go?"

The father thinks that he seems like a nice guy, and calls to Flo. They leave, and he returns to the couch. A short time later, there's another knock at the door.

"Hi, my name's Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going to have speghetti. Is she ready?"

Again, he seems like a nice guy.

"Betty, your date's here."

No sooner have they left then there is a third knock.

"Hi, my name's Chuck-"

"FORGET IT!!!"

*SLAM*