OMG!!!! SO AND SO DIES IN EPISODE VII!!! — Page 3

RicOlie_2 said:

Wait, he didn't "nope" tetracurious, so that must be what he is.

 when did someone ask me if I were tetracurious?   in any case, I'm not.

RicOlie_2 said:

I'm afraid you'll have to touch up on your archaic English. You write with a thick modern accent.

 Oh sayeth thee, doest thou? Umbridge hast been taken petulant sir, and it weigheth heavy upon my brow. We shall speaketh on this later young one, and ye will learn thine place.

But with dismay I must proclaimeth I have discovered another fatal ending among entertainment's gloomy roster that mighteth spoil thine viewing pleasures shouldst thou enter unadvised. In ye olde slasher romp "Harper's Island", much unseen by those who failed to watcheth, poor Malcolm finds himself beaten, burned, beheaded and incinerated by episode the seventh's climax. An ignoble end for a gentle soul whose only wish was to brew his own brand of mead.

Warbler said:

RicOlie_2 said:

Wait, he didn't "nope" tetracurious, so that must be what he is.

 when did someone ask me if I were tetracurious?   in any case, I'm not.

 Ah, yes, I forgot you had Bingowings on ignore. If you aren't any of the above-mentioned curioi (is that the plural of curious? It must be), then you are surely sexocurious (not what you think it is, Frink), heptocurious, nonocurious, or decacurious.

I am self aware.

^LOOK THERE'S ONE NOW!

RicOlie_2 said:

Warbler said:

RicOlie_2 said:

Wait, he didn't "nope" tetracurious, so that must be what he is.

 when did someone ask me if I were tetracurious?   in any case, I'm not.

 Ah, yes, I forgot you had Bingowings on ignore. If you aren't any of the above-mentioned curioi (is that the plural of curious? It must be), then you are surely sexocurious (not what you think it is, Frink), heptocurious, nonocurious, or decacurious.

 no to all of them.

Olde Wan Kenobi said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I'm afraid you'll have to touch up on your archaic English. You write with a thick modern accent.

 Oh sayeth thee, doest thou? Umbridge hast been taken petulant sir, and it weigheth heavy upon my brow. We shall speaketh on this later young one, and ye will learn thine place.

But with dismay I must proclaimeth I have discovered another fatal ending among entertainment's gloomy roster that mighteth spoil thine viewing pleasures shouldst thou enter unadvised. In ye olde slasher romp "Harper's Island", much unseen by those who failed to watcheth, poor Malcolm finds himself beaten, burned, beheaded and incinerated by episode the seventh's climax. An ignoble end for a gentle soul whose only wish was to brew his own brand of mead.

 Thou shouldst not be using "thine" prior to a word that beginneth with a consonant, but rather "thy". Nor shouldst thou end an adjective with "-eth", but only a verb suffixed by "s" in the modern usage of the language.

Now cometh darth_ender to further correct my grammar.

Is Warb straight curious?

Bingowings said:

Is Warb straight curious?

 The very thought!

not sure how to answer that

He could go either way

Now cometh darth_ender? Here arriveth my glove across thine chops before that entrance as you have left me no recourse but to demand satifaction! Correct me in public wilst thou? Pah! Sir, kindly taketh me to one side to maketh opinions known if thou must, but to hurleth corrections for all to see embarrathetheth me.

But we shall moveth on though for the sake of the better mannered readers amongst thee. Onward to ye mysterious island of the Pacific, where many have found themselves stranded and losteth. Whereupon in episode the seventh of season the fifth smooth headed Jeremy Bentham/John Locke found himself at the endeth of his tether and by story's finish, the endeth of a rope. His body, rotten and stinky as time woreth on, was done in with assuredness yet back his likeness came. Whether twas story service or obligations of contract who can sayeth for certain, but his body remained as twas at the end of ye olde rope, dead.

its saith, not sayeth.

So sayeth us all.

Tyrphanax said:

Olde Wan is my favourite new poster.

Flattery kind sir, getteth you a toothsome grin and a gentle peck (if thou ways swingeth toward my femininity.)

Not that there is anything wrongeth with that sorteth of thing Ryan.

Entropy in this regard is a friend.

Olde Wan Kenobi said:

embarrathetheth

Tyrphanax said:

Nobody dies on the seventh episode of Top Gear.

 You're looking for the "OMG!!!! SO AND SO DOES NOT DIE IN EPISODE VII!!!" thread.