TV's Frink said:
Thine thread hast expired.
Thou hast spoken with wit but also with haste my handsome contemporary. Not all must post with such alarming regularity as thee! Judgeth not lest ye be judged, and will we find thee lacking too? Surely, for all are cut from the same cloth here! 'Tis all in fun, for the merriment of those who laugh with ease. Those who grump and sag under the weight of a laugh are surely better suited in forums foreign?
My box overfloweth with mirthful mail this sunny afternoon (sunny and post meridian where I art at any rate) and I am happy to shareth with thee, and with all. So as not to provoketh boredom I shall posteth but two - not being the sort to taketh a joke too far you understand ;)
Firsteth from the crapheap with similar sentiments to our fine friend Zam from two days past:
"ATTENTION DEAR;
PLEASE CONTACT MR.JIM WESLEY FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM MASTER CARD.WHAT OF 2.8,MILLION DOLLARS, PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL YOU NEED TO SEND TO HIM IS THE DELIVERY CHARGES OF YOUR ATM CARD, KINDLY ACT FAST TO AVOID DEMUR-RAGE.
YOUR NAME;;;;
PHONE NUMBER;;
COUNTRY;;;
CITY;;;;
OCCUPATION;;
MY REGARDS YOURS BEN NAKA"
And then shortly, sweetly (and with decided underwhelming) an enticement of 80p for more garbage and possible viral infection - who among you could resist such an offer?
"Hello Anna,
We have a survey opportunity available for you. You can receive £0.80 ($1.35 USD) for 10 Minutes of your time!
Note for iPoll mobile app users: Since this is an online survey, you will only be able to complete it using a browser on your computer or tablet. This survey will not show up as a mission in the iPoll App. To access the survey you will need to click on the link above. You will be directed to iPoll.com where you will log in to your online account to participate. If you have any questions or comments please email us directly at support@surveyhelpcenter.com
Regards,
The iPoll Team"
But a query sitteth here for those with larger intellects than I...
From whereth on our planet does ye olde internet suffix ".tr" hail? 'Tis naught but gentle curiosity which compels me to ask but surely one among ye must know?