RicOlie_2 said:

I'm afraid you'll have to touch up on your archaic English. You write with a thick modern accent.

Oh sayeth thee, doest thou? Umbridge hast been taken petulant sir, and it weigheth heavy upon my brow. We shall speaketh on this later young one, and ye will learn thine place.

But with dismay I must proclaimeth I have discovered another fatal ending among entertainment's gloomy roster that mighteth spoil thine viewing pleasures shouldst thou enter unadvised. In ye olde slasher romp "Harper's Island", much unseen by those who failed to watcheth, poor Malcolm finds himself beaten, burned, beheaded and incinerated by episode the seventh's climax. An ignoble end for a gentle soul whose only wish was to brew his own brand of mead.