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OMG!!!! SO AND SO DIES IN EPISODE VII!!!

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This is a thread for posting examples of characters who die in the seventh episode.

Obviously if you read beyond this point you will encounter spoilers so be warned.

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Darla in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Technically speaking she is undead already but that was her done and dusted ;-D

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Most of The New Blood die in Friday the 13th Episode VII.

Michael Myers dies in Halloween Episode VII. (At least until it was retconned in Episode VIII's opening act.)

I died watching Nightmare on Elm Street Episode VII. But I was rebooted.

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Nobody dies in the seventh episode of The Simpsons. This displeases me greatly.

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Kenny dies in episode VII of South Park.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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Dr Rory Williams in the 2010 series of Doctor Who. Technically speaking that was him done and dusted ;-D

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In the 7th 'Lone Wolf & Cub' film (1980's 'Shogun Assassin') so many people die, that the promotional material says "It's impossible to keep a body count!"... so beat that!

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They killed off Kirk twice in the seventh Star Trek movie,does that count?

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Absolutely it counts.

The Bells of St John is the seventh episode in the seventh series of the revived Doctor Who and Clara dies... so it's curtains for her :-D

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Voldemort dies in the 7th Harry Potter book.

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I have never read it but from the way people reacted at the time I was under the impression that everyone died in that book.

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Technically speaking that's a volume not an episode but I think we can let it through :-)

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A mere week hast passed since the well monikered and fine bearded Karl Rask, merchant of weaponry and frightener of small children and fluffy animals alike, did desperately yet knowingly grab himself a stray hand grenade and pulleth at the pin. The resulting detonation sent him to the great beyond where his maker undoubtedly had one or two questions to asketh him.

This incident occureth, as the more discriminating and handsome of ye wilst surely know, in episode the seventh of the Jack Bauer Power Hour's ninth season.

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Olde Wan Kenobi said:


A mere week hast passed since the well monikered and fine bearded Karl Rask, merchant of weaponry and frightener of small children and fluffy animals alike, did desperately yet knowingly grab himself a stray hand grenade and pulleth at the pin. The resulting detonation sent him to the great beyond where his maker undoubtedly had one or two questions to asketh him.



This incident occureth, as the more discriminating and handsome of ye wilst surely know, in episode the seventh of the Jack Bauer Power Hour's ninth season.
And the people said "DAMMIT!"

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DrCrowTStarwars said:

I have never read it but from the way people reacted at the time I was under the impression that everyone died in that book.

 not everyone, but quite a few do.

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Olde Wan Kenobi said:

A mere week hast passed since the well monikered and fine bearded Karl Rask, merchant of weaponry and frightener of small children and fluffy animals alike, did desperately yet knowingly grab himself a stray hand grenade and pulleth at the pin. The resulting detonation sent him to the great beyond where his maker undoubtedly had one or two questions to asketh him.

This incident occureth, as the more discriminating and handsome of ye wilst surely know, in episode the seventh of the Jack Bauer Power Hour's ninth season.

 what's with the King James talk?

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Warbler said:

Olde Wan Kenobi said:

A mere week hast passed since the well monikered and fine bearded Karl Rask, merchant of weaponry and frightener of small children and fluffy animals alike, did desperately yet knowingly grab himself a stray hand grenade and pulleth at the pin. The resulting detonation sent him to the great beyond where his maker undoubtedly had one or two questions to asketh him.

This incident occureth, as the more discriminating and handsome of ye wilst surely know, in episode the seventh of the Jack Bauer Power Hour's ninth season.

 what's with the King James talk?

 Is it not talk like King James day?

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A whole bunch of people died in LOTR EpVII: The Appendices.

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DrCrowTStarwars said:

Warbler said:

Olde Wan Kenobi said:

A mere week hast passed since the well monikered and fine bearded Karl Rask, merchant of weaponry and frightener of small children and fluffy animals alike, did desperately yet knowingly grab himself a stray hand grenade and pulleth at the pin. The resulting detonation sent him to the great beyond where his maker undoubtedly had one or two questions to asketh him.

This incident occureth, as the more discriminating and handsome of ye wilst surely know, in episode the seventh of the Jack Bauer Power Hour's ninth season.

 what's with the King James talk?

 Is it not talk like King James day?

 Talk like King James day? never heard of this.

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Warbler said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

Warbler said:

Olde Wan Kenobi said:

A mere week hast passed since the well monikered and fine bearded Karl Rask, merchant of weaponry and frightener of small children and fluffy animals alike, did desperately yet knowingly grab himself a stray hand grenade and pulleth at the pin. The resulting detonation sent him to the great beyond where his maker undoubtedly had one or two questions to asketh him.

This incident occureth, as the more discriminating and handsome of ye wilst surely know, in episode the seventh of the Jack Bauer Power Hour's ninth season.

 what's with the King James talk?

 Is it not talk like King James day?

 Talk like King James day? never heard of this.

 That was a joke.  Though we already have talk like a pirate and talk like Yoda days so I don't think talk like king james day would be too out of place on the internet.

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Thine ears needeth tuning kind sirs. King James of old is younger than the tongue with which I addresseth thee... Yet it matters not for another hast perished in the meanwhile!

In this fifth season past of Ye Olde Vampyr Journals of Overplotted Exhaustion, ancient and would be immortal doppleganger progenitor Silas did meeteth his sticky end at the fabulously coiffured (and ironic) hand of his facesake, one Stefan Salvatore. His spirit liveth on in various rating baiting ways but with his body both stabbed and buried we can sayeth with some certainty that he did indeed die in episode the seventh.

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however old it is, why are you speaking in this manner?

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Warbler said:

however old it is, why are you speaking in this manner?

Why should you care? It's funny. It's a gag, a goof, a bit, an act, a lark, a farce, a twist, a turn, a joke. If you don't find it funny, well that's that, no big deal.

Oh and OMG Harrison Ford's leg died in Episode VII!

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