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How to make a Planetary Disaster Insurance Claim

Better call S.A.U.L., we'll register your claim details, and talk you through the next steps.

If you have been a victim of a raider attack, the test firing of a moon sized superweapon or lost items outside of your home such as droids or stolen plans, we will require a crime or loss reference number.

Please keep any damaged items for inspection a debris cloud inspection pod will examine the remains of your planet with sensitivity and will not steal from your dead. Evidence of ownership such as purchase receipts or a reliable proof of royal assent will also help us to deal with the claim.

For small claims, it’s sometimes possible to deal with them via a hololink through our approved suppliers. If we are unable to do this, we may ask for estimates or quotations from you to support your claim.

For larger claims, it’s likely we'll arrange for a claims adviser to come out and visit you as soon as possible. In the event that your home system is so badly damaged that you need another place to stay, alternative accommodation costs can be covered under the buildings and contents section of your policy (limits apply, don't expect us to give you a whole planet to yourself...that's just greedy).

If you have been sold into slavery Galaxy Insurance will pay the total of your claim to your new owner.