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DrCrowTStarwars said:

I hate weighing 300 pounds but I hate what I have to do in order to lose weight even more.  Why do our bodies even put on fat? That is a huge design flaw! I want my money back because this body is stupid and it smells funny!!!

Back in the day when we were a purely biological species it was a very useful adaptation because we could stay alive for a long time when there was nothing but snow to eat.

It would be a cool bit of technology to have a little robot that ate most of our food for us.

My advice is to drink a glass of water with every meal. It will help fill your stomach and will flush your system.

Or you could look at these cards, though be warned it may put you off food for life.

Smoke alot of weed.  Speeds that heart rate up so you can burn more calories just by sitting there.  I sure lost alot of weight after I started.  Is it healthy?  ABSOLUTELY.

You know I think I will just build a time machine so I can travel back in time and destroy all the food in my house ten years ago,that should do the trick.

Yes, then you'll come back to the future to find that you died of starvation, and are now in an alternate timeline, where you are rejected by your family and friends who think you are an impostor.

But for some reason the Star Wars prequels will not exist,so I count that as a win.

RicOlie_2 said:

Yes, then you'll come back to the future to find that you died of starvation, and are now in an alternate timeline, where you are rejected by your family and friends who think you are an impostor.

 no what would really happen is this:

Since DrCrow destroyed all his food ten years ago, he never got fat.  Since he never got fat, he had no reason to build a time machine and go back in time and destroy his food from ten years ago.  Because he didn't destroy his food from ten years ago, he is fat again.  Now he does have a reason to build a time machine and go back in time and destroy his food from ten years ago. Because he destroyed his food from ten years ago,  he never got fat . . . 

You see?  He created  time paradox that now threatens to destroy the fabric of space and time!   Um,  does anyone have the Doctor's phone number?

I loathe it when important/prominent supporting characters are dropped from a TV show with no warning, no fanfare, and/or no explanation given for their disappearance. If you want to remove a character from a show, do it properly and with respect; don't treat them like a goddamn set piece.

Oh don't even get me started on the way they killed off Trip in the holideck in the final episode of Enterprise.

Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

And I still don't know what "True Law" is.

        The physical constants that keep us from flying away or bursting into photons, Natural Rights, positive principles... everything embedded in the universe since the beginning that leads to the most pleasant human existance.

       Totalitarians, anarchists, "progressives", libertines... these are excellent reverse-weathervanes with the arrows in the tails. Find out what they want and then turn 180 degrees to find True Law. They might find some depraved titallation along their path, but, ultimately, it's catastrophe for the rest.

       I've read studies by sociologists and cultural anthropologists. They were looking for the different essential rules by which various cultures all over the world hope to govern themselves. They found The Ten Commandments (plus or minus sabbath keeping and honoring only one God.)

      There is a single universal code of Law applicable to all humans.

Possessed said:

Smoke alot of weed.  Speeds that heart rate up so you can burn more calories just by sitting there.  I sure lost alot of weight after I started.  Is it healthy?  ABSOLUTELY.

As an annoying ex-smoker (of tobacco) I have to remind people of the obvious dangers to lungs and stuff like that and that it's probably illegal.

However it would raise your metabolism and lower your appetite. It also keeps your hands and mouth occupied so grazing is a bit more difficult.

It does also cause paranoid interludes which I think are best avoided oh and the munchies *best avoided if you want to lose weight*.

The real illegal drug for weight loss is cocaine.

When I worked in catering almost all the waitresses were on coke. I then discovered all the high flyers were too.

It's also best avoided as it's basically powdered Psycho.

Every idea in your head will seem to be the best course of action.

I attribute much of what's wrong and right about Western Civilisation to the substance.

Right because in lowering prevarication it has sped up the metamorphosis of society with fast exciting technologies. Wrong because in lowering prevarication it has sped up the metamorphosis of society with barely thought out and policies and ideas lacking in compassion and sensible caution.

It was but women got the vote :-D

So it's settled,I'll switch from chocolate for desert to cocaine!

Average weight here I come!!!!

The THIN White Duke says :

When you start my 'Real Thing, Real Thing' slimmers course, average will be too much.

Or...

So aliens are exempt...that's good to know.

Unless they happen to be Star Trek aliens, in which case ...

     Bumpy foreheads aren't enough for exemption.

What if I look like a human on the outside but my insides are completely different?

A Korean War memorial evidently put together by the three stooges

http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-towns-korean-war-memorial-under-fire-blunders-134434822.html

In the past month, I had three female cats give birth to litters of kittens. The first one is doing just fine, but the second two -- hell no.

About a week ago, the second cat delivered her litter on the back porch. Unfortunately, none of the family knew she'd delivered them there, and so, when we let the dogs out to roam around out back, they ended up killing all but one of the kittens. The survivor was then abandoned by its mother, who only started taking an renewed interest in the kitten after it was too late; it died, probably of dehydration/malnutrition.

A few days after that, the third cat went into labour. As she was in my room, I figured they'd do fine, but the first kitten came out hairless and stillborn. The second kitten, like the first, came out hairless but it was alive. But then the mother got the idea to take the kitten and move it; she ended up losing it, and I suspect one of the goddamn dogs must of snatched it before I could catch up with the mother.

I figured that was the end of it, but it turned out she hadn't finished delivering; almost a week later, two days ago, she delivered two more kittens. Unlike the first two, these kittens weren't bald, and as both the mother and the second cat who had lost her kittens seemed to be taking care of the little guys, I figured they'd survive unlike the others.

I don't know what happened, but both females stopped spending a lot of time with the two kittens, and its possible they were still born prematurely like the other two before them, because now one's died and the last one isn't far behind.

I like cats and I like owning cats, but when shit like this happens, I just feel like it would be better to have no pets at all.

That's why I keep Mr Bubbles the sourdough starter and in a very real sense he keeps me too.

How many pets thrive from the being ate... hmmm?