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Originally posted by: Kaiju Eiga
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Case in point: The Devil took Him to Jerusalem, to the highest point of the Temple and said, "If you are the Son of God, jump off! For the scriptures say, 'He orders His angels to protect you. And they will hold you with their hands to keep you from striking your foot on a stone.'" Jesus responded, "The Scriptures also state, 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'" Matthew 4:5-7 or Luke 4:9-12.
I had this ilustrated bible when I was a kid, and in that translation Jesus and the devil are in the edge of a cliff, and the ilustrator might have been a SW fan, because it looked like Jesus and the devil were at the edge of the desert cliff looking at Mos Eisle (cant spell) down there.
"And than Jesus went to toshi station to pick up some power convertors." - hey perhaps Jesus was a Jedi.
OK now my passport to hell has been sealed and approved by God himself. "SLAM! Next!"