DrCrowTStarwars said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

A sausage sliding into Picard's ear ... I thought something like that could only happen in bad fanfiction.

What do you mean bad fanfiction,I think that is all Star Trek TNG fanfiction.

Some fanfiction writers have gone on to pen Trek scripts. IIRC, Paramount quietly freaked back when they discovered the author of a couple early TOS novels had written some K/S stories, and had certain passages in one of their books slightly altered.