My phone is one device that...
Makes calls.
Texts.
Emails.
Carries 20 GB of music.
Accesses the internet (even this site!)
Holds my calendar.
Carries books.
Plays games.
Takes pictures.
Takes movies.
Plays movies.
And does over 9,000 other things. And it even has a spare battery!
I don't just want my phone, I need my phone.
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Oh, and to get back on topic, it takes pictures of my kitchen sans George Lucas.