lovelikewinter said:
5. No gay people at all.
Or bisexuals, or asexuals, or zoophiles, or X-philes, or chainsaw jugglers, or people who wear fedoras, or coin collectors, or stamp collectors, or tax collectors, or Christmas carollers, or conquistadors, or flying monkeys, or Heather Langenkamp, or Laura Bertram, or that girl I used to stalk in high school, or William Shatner, or Peter O'Toole, or Beavis and Butthead, or Hank Hill, or undeveloped rolls of film, or used rolls of toilet paper, or that singing frog who won't sing in front of an audience, or the goddamn Batman, or good God, Mother! Blood! Blood!, or Kaiser Wilhelm, or Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, or the Wilhelm Scream, or the Goofy Scream, or Edvard Munch's "The Scream", or you scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream, or ...