Hey folks, have you ever wanted to be part of something larger than yourselves?
Well this isn't that chance because I'm not fat or anything, but you can certainly help me graduate from college by taking this sweet survey about video games I made.
If you're a gamer, it'll probably take you less than five minutes unless you make a sandwich or something halfway through, and if you're not a gamer, it'll take you even less time because you can just click "no" to everything and you'll help boost responder numbers.
I'll be eternally grateful for your participation in helping bust me out the joint; in fact, I will purchase you one drink or food item of your choice if you track me down.