TV's Frink said:

I hope everyone has a beard. Even the women and children.

STAR
WARS

EPISODE VII

THE FACIAL FOLLICLES OF INFINITY

Many years have passed since
the fall of the EMPIRE, and a
NEW REPUBLIC now flourishes,
with justice and freedom for all.

But a new threat has risen on the
trading world of CORELLIA, in the
form of a terrible PLAGUE. Its
spread is rapid, leaving citizens
with BIG BUSHY BEARDS.

The NEW JEDI ORDER led by
LUKE SKYWALKER now seeks the
source of this whiskery menace,
so that chins may be clean again...