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Changes in 2004 DVDs — Page 46

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in the new version jabba has yellow eyes, poor jabba
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Originally posted by: Kam
Gah, your generation is the reason the Arabs hate America!

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I think me and Jimbo are the same generation...but we are quite different. But I'll take the blame. My generation DOES suck.
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Originally posted by: Darth Sheba
The PT dialogue sounds like it came from someone who's just started out writing. Taking down the first thing that comes to mind and not taking any time to find something less trite.


Sorry but I have to side with Sheba on this. The PT dialogue is just rotten. Especially in AOTC. Ugh! That little fireside scene and then that horrible line about dieing a little bit each day. There is no way around it. It stinks.

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Yep no amount of lame touchy-feely wannabe dialogue can stand up to...

Bickering

"I happen to like nice men."

"I'm a nice man..."

"Very nice..."
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Princess Leia falling for the rogue Solo is FAR more believable than Queen Amidala falling for the Whiner Skywalker.

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Fine, mister Lucas, while you're at it why dont you replace Lando with will smith?
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Originally posted by: Kam

Princess Leia falling for the rogue Solo is FAR more believable than Queen Amidala falling for the Whiner Skywalker.


Totally!

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Boy did I get fooled. I was just looking at starwarsshop.com and saw the so-called "faces" SW Trilogy VHS cover art and thought they were selling old copies of the Trilogy or something. But it just turned out to be posters. Sons of...
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Originally posted by: Kam
Princess Leia falling for the rogue Solo is FAR more believable than Queen Amidala falling for the Whiner Skywalker.

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She likes his lightsaber if you know what I mean.
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No, I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. Hayden Christensen has a what??
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Originally posted by: jimbo
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Originally posted by: Kam
Princess Leia falling for the rogue Solo is FAR more believable than Queen Amidala falling for the Whiner Skywalker.

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She likes his lightsaber if you know what I mean.


So, basically, what you're saying is that the plot and characters of Star Wars are no better then the plot and characters of a cheap porn flick.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I think that's what he's implying. Get your head out of the gutter, jimbo.


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Remember the sexually suggestive lines from the original Star Wars trilogy...

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod...'

'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'

'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

'Control, control! You must learn control!'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'

'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

'She's gonna blow!'

'I think you'll fit in nicely.'

'Rise, my friend.'

'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'
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And you've gotta be a real douche bag to make anything sexual out of those lines.
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Originally posted by: Darth Justin
And you've gotta be a real douche bag to make anything sexual out of those lines.


maybe
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"'Get on top of it!'
'I'm trying!'"
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at the end of jedi now we see the senate and the jedi temple(the emperor as not destroy it????:confused
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Originally posted by: MEGATRONRULES!!
at the end of jedi now we see the senate and the jedi temple( the emperor as not destroy it?????)

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Exactly, the survival of the Jedi Temple makes no sense at all. According to the EU, the Emperor used the Clone Wars to turn the public against the Jedi. It's like leaving the Berlin Wall intact after it has no more use. A standing Jedi Temple is only another vain attempt to tie the trilogies together.


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Plus it's all lit up. Even if it was left, why would it be maintained like that?
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Originally posted by: Klingon_Jedi
Exactly, the survival of the Jedi Temple makes no sense at all. According to the EU, the Emperor used the Clone Wars to turn the public against the Jedi. It's like leaving the Berlin Wall intact after it has no more use. A standing Jedi Temple is only another vain attempt to tie the trilogies together.


The Jedi temple used to belong to the Sith. The Sith occupying the Jedi temple is a far worse message then destroying it.
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I suppose in the days of Darth Bane. I don't follow ancient SW history that much.

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Man, I hate when people try to explain stuff in the films with EU. Am I the only one?
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The Jedi temple used to belong to the Sith. The Sith occupying the Jedi temple is a far worse message then destroying it.


So Jimbo, exactly which Sith Lords are in there at the end of ROTJ?
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Originally posted by: Sam_Lu
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The Jedi temple used to belong to the Sith. The Sith occupying the Jedi temple is a far worse message then destroying it.


So Jimbo, exactly which Sith Lords are in there at the end of ROTJ?


The Sith used it as a similar training facility as the Jedi did.