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No no, you just need to do a few things for me ;-)

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Oh!? Very well - name what you seek and I'll look into it.

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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You could look through my EP 3 thread to see if anything strikes your fancy, otherwise I can suggest a few things when I get a chance.

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Okey-dokey.

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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Truth be told, FrankT, I'd love to see your edit ideas come to life (not in an official "canon" release, of course).

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So would I. Only problem is - not only do I lack the necessary resources to make it happen, but I also don't know how I'd author a DVD of it... however, I might still be able to run a few leftover shots by. However - you'll have to tell me the most convenient ways to edit on a rig as ill-prepared as mine.

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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The line "He is just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him." from Empire needs to be changed to "He is just a youngling"

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No!

NO!NO!NO! NO!NO!NO!NO! NO!

Do not want!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I’m just here because I’m driving tonight.

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I think I've cracked it.

Make it all a ham-fisted slideshow. Like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

(actually I might be able to pull that off!)

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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Bobocop said:

The line "He is just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him." from Empire needs to be changed to "He is just a youngling"

 EMPEROR SIDIOUS : The kid of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.

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See what you did there ^

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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LOL

Great job, Bingo.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Change "Wars do not make one great" to "Wars make one wonderful" and have all of the training that Yoda gives Luke be about saber combat.

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The Death Star is renamed to: The Sphere-O-Fear, or Death Ball, or Planet Boom, or The Killing Ball, or Death Moon, or The Ball Of Hurt.

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GOT IT. Star Wars - in posh verbose. wordiness - prolixity - grandiloquence - garrulousness - expatiation - logorrhea! Like the Shakespeare's Star Wars series, but with aristocratic speech.

Someone else will have to write it though, because I don't know much of how to write like that.

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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PADME's APARTMENT CORUSCANT.

OBI WAN: Do you know where he is now?

PADME: No.

OBI WAN: Padmé, I need your help. He is in grave danger.

PADME: From the Sith?

OBI WAN: From himself. Padmé, Anakin has turned to the Dark Crystal.

PADME: You're wrong! How could you even SAY that?

OBI WAN: I have seen a security hologram... of him... killing Podlings.

PADME: No! Not Anakin! He couldn't...

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Han is not rescued in ROTJ but by accident our heroes rescue his identical twin brother Guitar who was also frozen in carbonite.

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Not only make Wicket blink in a creepy fashion in ROTJ, but make his eyes and teeth closer to the Ewok movies for continuity.

...And make him extra touchy and friendly when he meets Leia.

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Vader should yell "It's working!" It's woooooorking!" when the Death Star fires on Alderaan.