Sean Connery and Lulu are on Parky, Sean's telling Parky that he's learned some tantric sex tips from Sting and that he can go for hours and can make a woman orgasm as many times as she wants. After the show, they're having a drink...

Lulu slides up to Sean and says 'Sean, I've always had a thing for you, do you fancy coming back to my hotel room for a night of passion?'.

Sean replies 'Shertainly my dear' and off they go.

So they get down to business, and the sex is fantastic. Lulu says 'Oh Sean, that was superb, can we do it again?'.

'Shertainly my dear, but hold my penish in your left hand, and my bawsh with your right hand, and let me shleep for half an hour'.

So she does, he wakes up, they have sex and it's even better than the first time.

'Your magnificant' she coo's. 'Can we do it all night?'..

Shertainly my dear, but as before, hold my penish with your left hand, and my bawsh with your right, and let me shleep for half an hour...'.

They do this all night, and in the morning Lulu whispers in Sean's ear 'Your the best I have ever had, was that the tantric sex tip that Sting gave you?'

Sean replies 'no, but the last time I shlept with a weegie, she shtole my wallet....'